Passenger Accidentally Activates His Ejection Seat

Getting blown out of the cockpit.

In South Africa, an unnamed man was on a ‘joy ride’ with an experienced pilot of South Africa’s Silver Falcons air display team. It is said that to steady himself after an aerobatic maneuver was done with the jet, he reached between his legs and grabbed the little black and yellow handle between his legs.

This shot up through the Pilatus PC-7 Mk II jet’s perspex canopy, and then two rockets attached to the back of the chair fired. This propelled the man an additional 100 meters higher than the jet was flying. An automated parachute deployed and the man floated back down to earth.

The higher-ups of the South African Airforce scrambled a helicopter to pick the passenger up. It is said that the man is extremely lucky not to have injured himself or worse.

[Source: Telegraph]

Police Officer Fired After Writing Mayor’s Son A Ticket

The Law only applies to some here in Stockton.

Cpl. Joshua Rowell, a new guy to the five-man police force for the small town of Stockton, Utah saw car try to avoid a DUI stop that was set up. Rowell did his job, thinking nothing of it and pulled the suspicious car over. Inside the vehicle was 29-year-old Jared Rydalch. He claimed to be out looking for his dog and asked that none of the other officers pull him over again. “I told him, ‘No. If I see you driving around again, I’m going to pull you over again,’” Rowell said. “He didn’t have a driver’s license, so I issued him a citation for that,” Rowell further explained.

Following standard protocol, Rowell didn’t think anything of the stop and turned the ticket in to the court clerk. “She looked at it and said, ‘Hey, you know you just gave the mayor’s son a ticket?’ And I said, ‘Oh, crap,’” Rowell said.

When about 20 minutes later Rowell saw the chief of police in the mayor’s truck locked in a heated discussion, he knew there was going to be some trouble.

Then he said the mayor, Dan Rydalch, rolled down the window and demanded he get in his truck. When Rowell refused to do so, Rydalch abruptly fired him on the spot.

“He told me, ‘All right, I want your badge in the morning,’” Rowell said. “I tried to defend myself and say, ‘First of all, look, he was breaking the law. Second of all, I didn’t know he was your son.’”

This however fell on deaf ears as shortly later Rowell was told he was suspended without pay, indefinitely.

Obviously Rowell was shocked, the rest of the small Stockton town is with him. “The mayor, I think, was wrong,” said Stockton City Council member David Durtschi.

According to Durtschi, not only was Mayor Rydalch very much out of line, the council stands behind Cpl. Rowell. Much of the town is so upset with the mayor’s actions, many of the citizens are trying to change their write-in ballots for the upcoming election.

Another Stockton city council member, Kendall Thomas, has said that the mayor is conducting the investigation into any wrongdoing in the incident and has not consulted any of the council members. A special council meeting is scheduled for tonight, the 29th night to discuss the incident.

Video Courtesy of KSL.com

[Source: KSL]

Snakes on a Plane, Really!

Really, nothing like this.

Customs officials in Norway stopped a man after they found a tarantula in his suitcase. He could have probably claimed ignorance, had the spider removed and been on his way. Customs say “it was the constant ritiling that gave him away.’ After searching him they they found 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos hidden under his clothing. He had rolled up the pythons in socks and put the geckos inside boxes, and then taped them to his chest and legs. The animals had a total value of about $10,000.

Just think you could have been sitting next to this guy while you’re enjoying your bag of peanuts at 30,000 feet.

Check out the real vid of this guy strapped up and ready to go here: news.bbc.co.uk

Hot Chick Turns In To A Zombie

In the spirit of Halloween, let’s see a chick get zombiefied.

Hot Chick Zombie Time Lapse – Watch more Other Funny Stuff

Mom Attacks Kids After Eating Last Pork Chop

A woman who loves a good pork chop

The lovely Chavonna Gough lost it last week when the unthinkable happened at supper time. The dinner got ugly when Gough wasn’t able to completely satisfy her hunger last of her succulent pork chops was snatched away viciously by her 16 and 19 year old sons. Not letting them get away with this, Chavonna grabbed one of her sons and hit him in the head and then punched him in the face. Fearing they hadn’t learned their lesson she then grabbed a knife from the kitchen and chased them out of the house. Probably so she could grill up some more meat without fear of it being savagely taken.

Gough was arrested for felony child abuse. The 16 year old was taken and is now in protective custody.

[Source: CBS13]

Really, Really, Like Going To The Bathroom? Charmin Wants To Pay You $10k

About to pinch a loaf? Get STOKED!

If you REALLY love going to the bathroom, your dream job may have just opened up! Charmin is looking to pay five overly potty enthusiastic people a cool $10,000 for a five week job of greeting, and entertaining bathroom guests. The duties of ‘Charmin Ambassador’ don’t end there. You must then blog about all the fun interactions, and experiences you have while throwing your potty parties. Charmin wants all applicants to apply in person in New York on November 5th. They say be ready to share why you “enjoy the go” more than anyone else.

Now I love the feeling of success I get each morning after wrestling with the Browns, but rooting and cheering on strangers to ‘give it hell!’ and then telling the world about it just doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun. Even for $10,000 the thought of hanging out in a bathroom attempting to excite an a stoke broker of what an immensely awesome event that is about to take place, and then giving him a high five after said event…seems a bit off.

But hell! Don’t let me hold you back, get all the official details here: Charmin – Enjoy The Go

Man Arrested After Making Coffee Naked In His House

It was a rough morning for Eric Williamson, 29 from Springfield VA. Eric spent Sunday evening drinking and having a good time. In the morning like most of us nursing a hangover, Eric needed some coffee. He was up after the rest of his roommates had left for work so he didn’t bothering throwing on a robe. He waltzed in to his kitchen at around 8:30 a.m. Monday morning and made himself a cup of coffee.

“Yes, I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me,” Williamson said.

And watching they were. A neighbor was taking her seven year old son to school at the same time passing by Williamson’s house. She claims the exposure was deliberate. Though police haven’t released the name of the complainant, it is said that she just so happens to be the wife of a fairfax police officer. Eric Williamson was later arrested for indecent exposure, though Williamson stands by his innocence.

In light of the accusations the police are working hard to find others who may have seen Eric, and little Eric up for a morning cup of coffee. Williamson has since moved out from the house where he lived with his roommates.

[Source: MyFoxDC]

Is the dog dead?

If he isn’t he’s completely given up on life it would seem…

Coloring on dog

Rain with a chance of Mexians Getaway

I don’t know what this means, but I think they are going to get away?

Rain with a chance of Mexicans Getaway

David Cross Winning the ‘Craziest Coke Bump Location,’ Contest

David Cross Bumping Coke Near Obama

Albeit we all must occupy our time until the Arrested Development Movie comes out, David Cross (Tobias) has taken to playing games.

After befriending Vice Magazine founder Gavin McInnes, five years ago the two went on a trip to the DEA museum. While there McInnes did a quick line of coke, looked at Cross and told him to “top that.” Cross didn’t take this challenge lightly. Invited recently by his actress girlfriend Amber Tamblyn he accompanied her to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Here is where he topped his friend in full sight of many high profile personalities and just a mere fifty or so feet from President Obama, Cross bumped his line and put the ball back in McInnes’ court.

[Source: Movieline]