Really, nothing like this.
Customs officials in Norway stopped a man after they found a tarantula in his suitcase. He could have probably claimed ignorance, had the spider removed and been on his way. Customs say “it was the constant ritiling that gave him away.’ After searching him they they found 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos hidden under his clothing. He had rolled up the pythons in socks and put the geckos inside boxes, and then taped them to his chest and legs. The animals had a total value of about $10,000.
Just think you could have been sitting next to this guy while you’re enjoying your bag of peanuts at 30,000 feet.
Check out the real vid of this guy strapped up and ready to go here: news.bbc.co.uk