Really, nothing like this.
Customs officials in Norway stopped a man after they found a tarantula in his suitcase. He could have probably claimed ignorance, had the spider removed and been on his way. Customs say “it was the constant ritiling that gave him away.’ After searching him they they found 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos hidden under his clothing. He had rolled up the pythons in socks and put the geckos inside boxes, and then taped them to his chest and legs. The animals had a total value of about $10,000.
Just think you could have been sitting next to this guy while you’re enjoying your bag of peanuts at 30,000 feet.
Check out the real vid of this guy strapped up and ready to go here: news.bbc.co.uk
A woman who loves a good pork chop
The lovely Chavonna Gough lost it last week when the unthinkable happened at supper time. The dinner got ugly when Gough wasn’t able to completely satisfy her hunger last of her succulent pork chops was snatched away viciously by her 16 and 19 year old sons. Not letting them get away with this, Chavonna grabbed one of her sons and hit him in the head and then punched him in the face. Fearing they hadn’t learned their lesson she then grabbed a knife from the kitchen and chased them out of the house. Probably so she could grill up some more meat without fear of it being savagely taken.
Gough was arrested for felony child abuse. The 16 year old was taken and is now in protective custody.
[Source: CBS13]
About to pinch a loaf? Get STOKED!
If you REALLY love going to the bathroom, your dream job may have just opened up! Charmin is looking to pay five overly potty enthusiastic people a cool $10,000 for a five week job of greeting, and entertaining bathroom guests. The duties of ‘Charmin Ambassador’ don’t end there. You must then blog about all the fun interactions, and experiences you have while throwing your potty parties. Charmin wants all applicants to apply in person in New York on November 5th. They say be ready to share why you “enjoy the go” more than anyone else.
Now I love the feeling of success I get each morning after wrestling with the Browns, but rooting and cheering on strangers to ‘give it hell!’ and then telling the world about it just doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun. Even for $10,000 the thought of hanging out in a bathroom attempting to excite an a stoke broker of what an immensely awesome event that is about to take place, and then giving him a high five after said event…seems a bit off.
But hell! Don’t let me hold you back, get all the official details here: Charmin – Enjoy The Go